Arrr, Pat Mahomes Sr. be sayin' he got scuttled by a scallywag on the social nets fer jabbin' the Bills!
2025-01-29
Arrr, me hearties! The sire of young Captain Mahomes be claimin’ he ain't to blame for the jests aimed at the Bills after their ship sank in the AFC battle! Aye, it’s a right ruckus, but he swears he be just a humble landlubber, not the scallywag behind it!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer the tale o' Pat Mahomes Sr., the swashbucklin' father o' the two-time NFL MVP, Patrick Mahomes! The scallywag's back in the spotlight, claimin' he be not responsible fer a cheeky comment on the social media seas that seemed to jab at the Buffalo Bills. "Today be a grand day to not hail from Buffalo!" his account chirped, right after the Kansas City Chiefs triumphed over the Bills in a championship tussle.But ho! The crafty old sea dog quickly declared that he was the victim o' a dastardly social media hack! “Haven’t sailed these Twitter waters in years!” he proclaimed, askin' all ye followers to ignore the wild tweets from his account. He even sent out messages on Instagram, extendin' respect to the Bills and their loyal crew, the #BillsMafia. “Me account be compromised,” he lamented, and offered a sailor’s apology, sayin', “Sorry fer the misunderstanding; would never!”
This be not the first time Mahomes Sr. has stirred the pot. Last summer, he found himself in a bit o' trouble with the law, but that’s another tale for another tavern! With all this hullabaloo, ye can bet this old pirate's livin’ life in the limelight once more. Arrr!