Arrr! Antonio Brown be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest: "Raw milk be the treasure, or ye be walkin’ the plank!"
2024-12-24
Arrr, me hearties! Former NFL swashbuckler Antonio Brown be makin’ his feelings on the foul brew of raw milk as clear as a lighthouse beacon! He be raisin’ his Jolly Roger against it in a post on the X, sayin’ it be a no-go, savvy?
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the infamous Antonio Brown, a landlubber who once danced with the pigskin but now finds hisself in the treacherous waters o' raw milk! Aye, on a fine Tuesday, he raised his voice in the great debate, warnin’ his followers to steer clear o’ that filthy elixir. “Please don’t drink raw milk,” quoth he, “for it be a breeding ground for infectious diseases!”In a curious twist o' fate, this be a different tune than the one sung by Robert F. Kennedy Jr., a scallywag who swears by the stuff, claimin’ it holds treasure troves of health benefits. Both Brown and Kennedy once sailed the same ship, supportin’ Trump in the last election, but now they be at odds over this dairy dilemma!
As the tides turn, the USDA be crackin’ down on that unpasteurized potion, linkin' it to the bird flu plague that be sweepin' through the land. With nearly 4.4% o’ landlubber adults drinkin’ this risky brew, one can’t help but wonder—do the benefits outweigh the perils? Aye, the world be full o' strange happenings, but I say keep yer tankard full o’ the pasteurized variety, lest ye meet the wrath o’ the infectious diseases! Arrr!