Arrr, lassie of the volleyin’ kind be caught hoistin' her knee during the anthem with a matey of SJSU!
2024-11-29
Arrr, matey! A lass from the Colorado crew be accused of schemin' with the trans swashbuckler Blaire Fleming to sway a match! And lo, she be one of three scallywags who knelt whilst the anthem blew across the seas! What a ruckus on the court, 'tis a fine jest!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of volleyball and tempestuous tempers in the league of the Mountain West! Just before a grand battle on the court, three lasses from the top crew of Colorado State knelt whilst the anthem played, raisin' a ruckus amongst the scallywags.Now, one of the brave players, Malaya Jones, be accused of conspirin' with the fair Blaire Fleming from San Jose State, plotin’ to make a right mess of a match! Allegedly, they schemed to smack Fleming's matey, Brooke Slusser, right in the kisser with a ball, all while the Mountain West Conference conducted a grand investigation that ended with naught but a whisper of discipline.
The trouble began when a Title IX complaint was hurled by a suspended assistant coach, leadin' to a stormy sea of accusations. A player named Chandler Manusky spun a tale of sneakin' out of a hotel and overhearin' a dastardly plot to lose a match and “blast” Slusser in the face. Aye, the drama be thick as molasses!
Meanwhile, Slusser expressed her ire, claimin' foul play and a lack of action from the university! With the Rams settin' sail to a match against San Jose State for the championship, the stakes be high, and the crew's spirits be at odds! Aye, what a swashbucklin’ saga! Yarrr!