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Arrr! Ravens and Steelers be drawin' over 15 million scallywags, while NFL steals the limelight from them college landlubbers!

2024-12-25

Arrr! Last Saturday, the NFL and them college scallywags be battlin' for the eye o’ the landlubbers, but lo and behold! The NFL be snatchin' the treasure of viewership, claimin’ victory like a true captain in a stormy seas! Sails up, matey!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I bring tidings from the battlegrounds of the NFL and the college football seas! Last Saturday, the two mighty leagues clashed, but ho ho, the NFL be the victor, claimin' the viewer’s bounty with a hearty cheer!

The College Football Playoff, fresh as a sea breeze, debuted its 12-team format, yet it paled in comparison to the NFL’s jolly spectacle. The match between the Kansas City Chiefs and them scallywags, the Houston Texans, drew in a whopping 15.5 million landlubbers on NBC, while the college game of SMU and Penn State only fetched 6.4 million! Blimey!

As the day progressed, the Steelers and Ravens tussled while Clemson and Texas battled for viewers’ hearts, with the NFL again takin' the lion's share, tallyin' 15.4 million to the college’s 8.6 million. Even when the NFL took a breather, the other college games still strutted around, boastin' respectable numbers, but naught could match the NFL’s bounty.

So prepare ye for another squall of games this Saturday, where the NFL sails forth against the college bowl games once more. Arrr, let the best game win, and may the winds of fortune favor the bold!

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