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Arrr! Gonzaga's ballin' crew nearly met Davy Jones 'neath a flyin' Delta beast at LAX, what a ruckus!

2024-12-30

Arrr, matey! The Gonzaga lads' grand flying ship nearly met Davy Jones when a Delta beast roared off at LAX, causin' a ruckus! Now the FAA be investigatin' this seafarin' misadventure, lest we find ourselves in a stormy squall! Avast, what a jolly hullabaloo!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of high-flyin' near calamity at the Los Angeles International Port o' Call! The brave lads aboard Delta Flight 471 nearly met Davy Jones himself when they nearly plowed into a shipload of Gonzaga’s raucous basketball crew, all whilst they be tryin’ to take to the skies!

As the Delta ship was readyin’ to soar, a frantic air-traffic controller, soundin’ like a parrot on the fritz, bellowed, “Stop, stop, stop!” to the charter plane comin’ in hot on the runway. Aye, me hearties, that warning was as timely as a cannon blast! The Delta crew heeded the call and sailed ‘er off without bumpin’ into the Gonzaga lads.

With a video man shoutin’ “Wow!” on the YouTube seas, it was clear that this escapade was closer than a barnacle to a hull! Most planes be hurtlin’ ‘round 150 to 180 miles an hour before they take flight, which be makin’ a collision a right lethal affair!

After all the excitement, the Gonzaga crew faced off against the UCLA Bruins, losin’ narrowly, but they be stayin’ in sunny California to face the Pepperdine Waves next! So, hoist the anchor and set sail for more adventures, ye scallywags! Arrr!

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