Arrr! Father o' the LSU lad, left a landlubber after a skull bonkin’, says not a peep from Captain Kelly!
2025-02-05
Arrr, me hearties! The old sea dog of ex-LSU star Greg Brooks Jr. be sayin’, after a fierce battle with a brain beast, he’s been left a bit crook’d. Yet, not a whisper from LSU or Captain Brian Kelly in more than a year! Aye, what scallywags!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of misfortune on the high seas of college football! A year and a half past, one Greg Brooks Jr., a jolly lad and captain of the LSU crew, was eyein' the NFL treasure. But lo and behold, this scallywag be now bound to a wheelchair, hardly able to utter a word!It all began in September when our lad felt a wee bit woozy and vomited like a bilge rat at practice. The wise doc said, "Ye got vertigo!" But the malady lingered like a ghost ship on the horizon. Over a month later, a foul brain tumor was discovered, and, with a swift stroke of fate, he was whisked away for emergency surgery.
During the bloody operation, misfortune struck like a cannonball, and the poor lad suffered strokes! Now he be relearnin' to eat, walk, and write, all while his old man be hollerin' at the LSU captain, "Where be ye, matey?" Ever since the bad news, silence be the only reply from the school, as if they were buried treasure!
The Brooks crew has filed a lawsuit against LSU, claimin' negligence and that their lad was pushed to continue playin' despite illness. Alas, it seems his days of plunderin' on the field be over, and he may need care till the end of his days! Arrr, a sad tale indeed!