The Booty Report

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Arrr! Michigan’s top lad snapped with the scallywag of sign-stealin' fame ‘fore the Wolverines set sail for battle!

2024-11-23

Arrr, in the fair land of Michigan, young Bryce Underwood, the finest recruit, be spottin' the sights in Ann Arbor 'fore a grand battle! He struck a pose with Connor Stalions, lookin' as merry as a parrot on a treasure chest! Avast, what a jolly scene!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer the tale of young Bryce Underwood, a lad who swapped his allegiance faster than a ship in a squall! This sprightly quarterback did sail to the grand vessel known as the Big House, not long after settin' his sights on the Michigan Wolverines instead of the LSU Tigers, much to the cheers of the fans. 'Twas a mighty flip, indeed!

As he wove through the merry gathering of tailgaters, he posed for snaps with one Connor Stalions, a fellow who found himself in a bit of a pickle over some sign-stealin’ mischief last year. Now coachin' at Belleville High, Stalions had swashbuckled his way from Mumford to join Underwood's crew.

This lad be no ordinary player; he be ESPN's top high school prospect, and Michigan dangled a treasure chest filled with $10.5 million in NIL doubloons over four years! Aye, that be a bounty for a lad yet to set foot on the college gridiron!

But beware, for the winds of scandal be blowin' strong! Stalions be under scrutiny fer his escapades with the Central Michigan gear at a rival match, and the ghost of past suspensions haunts the Wolverines. So, hoist the sails and keep a weather eye on this tale, fer it be far from over!

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