Arrr, California college be stirrin' the seas, tradin' lads and lasses' lockers for a jolly free-for-all!
2025-03-04
Avast, me hearties! UC Davis be settin’ sail on a grand adventure, turnin’ their locker chambers into jolly 'universal' havens for all seafarers, no matter their garb! Aye, now all buccaneers and wenches can change their breeches without a second thought! What a fine treasure that be!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round and lend yer ears to this tale from the shores of UC Davis, where they be changin’ their locker rooms into grand “universal” spaces fit for all! Aye, ‘tis stirrin’ quite the tempest among the lasses who be fightin’ for their rights. The scholars be callin’ it a move for “inclusivity,” but the lasses aren’t feelin’ it, nay sir!The university be settin’ aside a mighty treasure of $5 million for this revamp, hastenin’ to accommodate all manner of folk, no matter how they sail their ship! All can frolic in these new locker rooms come September, but beware! The current quarters be closin’ up soon; time be tickin’ for students to clear their booty!
But lo and behold, the famed tennis swashbuckler, Martina Navratilova, be raisin’ a ruckus, sayin’ it’s “beyond f----- up!” Aye, her words be echoin’ across the seas of social media, as many a lass join in the uproar! And as the winds change in the Senate, not a single Democrat voted to protect the fair maidens in sports.
So, buckle yer belts, me mateys, for the tides of change be a-comin’, and who knows what the morrow may bring on this wild and wacky adventure of inclusivity! Yarrr!