The Booty Report

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Arrr, the lassies be claimin' their turf, leavin' the trans matey with a treasure map to victory! Har har!

2025-03-01

Arrr, matey! Young lass Sadie Schreiner, a true swashbuckler of the track, snatched the treasure of first place in the women's 400-meter dash at the USATF Open Masters Championship, for her rivals be too scared to set sail! Hoist the sails, and let the wind be in her favor!

Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties, for a tale of the swift-footed lass, Sadie Schreiner, who be claimin' the crown at the USATF Open Masters Championships in the 400-meter dash! Aye, while others be absent from the race, the lass dashed like a ship on the high seas, leavin' her competitors in the dust, not even recordin' a time!

At the tender age of 21, she outpaced young sprinters like a seasoned sailor in a storm. In the 200-meter dash, she made quick work of a mere 14-year-old and other wee ones, all while some more scallywags decided to sit this one out as well. But beware! The seas of sports be turbulent, as USATF requires trans athletes to meet certain benchmarks to compete amongst the lasses for glory and treasure!

Once a proud member of Rochester Institute of Technology's crew, Sadie found herself marooned after the NCAA changed its policies, leavin' her to ponder the winds of change. She'd be yellin' from the crow’s nest about the fairness of her speed, even claimin' her legs slowed after takin' medicine. Yet, she still holds the records, a testament to her swift sails! So, hoist yer flags, mateys, and keep a weather eye on this spirited sea of competition!

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