"Me heartie, the missus o' the ex-Rams star, be sayin' after his keel-haulin': 'I be lucky to have ye!' Arrr!"
2025-03-13
Arrr, matey! Cooper Kupp's fair lass be spillin' her heart on that cursed Instagram, weepin' for her swashbucklin' husband after the Los Angeles Rams sent him sailin' on Wednesday. 'Tis a tearful tale of love and loss on the high seas of football!
Ahoy, me hearties! News be blowin' through the salty seas of the NFL, as the Los Angeles Rams have cut ties with their prized treasure, that swashbucklin’ receiver Cooper Kupp! After eight seasons of catchin' passes and makin' waves, the Rams be lettin' him go, tryin’ in vain to trade this fine lad. 'Twas an emotional farewell, especially for his fair lady, Anna Marie Kupp, who took to the seas of social media to express her heartache.Now, it be no shocker, savvy? Kupp had already been told by the crew that they wished to part ways. The official announcement on the dawn of the league year marked the end of a grand era in the land of palm trees. His missus sang a tune of praise, callin' the next ship he boards “lucky,” and rightly so! Kupp be known for turnin' the tides and liftin' spirits, both on the field and off.
Though the winds of fortune turned against him with injuries in recent seasons, he once was the king of the NFL seas, grabbin' the triple crown and MVP honors! So, fair winds to ye, Cooper Kupp! May ye find treasure anew and continue to tear apart yer foes! To the moon and beyond, ye scallywag!