Arrr, it be said that UConn's lass Paige ain't catchin' eyes 'cause of her skin hue, says a swab from the NBA!
2025-03-31
Arrr, me hearties! Former NBA scallywag Etan Thomas be spoutin’ a yarn ‘bout how the color o’ Paige Bueckers’ sails might be keepin’ her fame from risin’ as high as that Caitlin Clark treasure! Aye, it be a curious tale on the high seas of sportin' glory!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o’ the grand Paige Bueckers, a fair lass from UConn, who be swashbucklin’ her way through the NCAA Tournament! In her latest escapade, she struck fear into the hearts o’ the Sooners, plunderin’ 40 points like a true treasure hunter!Those who’ve watched her since she set sail on the collegiate seas know this be but a taste of her prowess, for she also plundered 34 points against South Dakota State, like a captain takin’ all the gold from a shipwreck!
But alas, the lass be lesser known than her rival, Caitlin Clark, who’s been baskin’ in the spotlight while capturin’ hearts and records alike with her sharpshootin’. A noted sea dog, Etan Thomas, pondered why Bueckers be adrift in the fame seas, suggestin’ that her associations with the Black community and lack of a fierce rival be weighin’ her down.
In truth, Bueckers be cookin’ up camaraderie among her crew, and her averages of 19.8 points, 4.7 assists, and 4.4 rebounds be speakin’ to her skill! Though she lacks a shiny national title, she be sure to be the No. 1 pick in the WNBA Draft, where she’ll clash with other greats on the high seas of professional ball!