Arrr, the UNC sea dogs be shuttin' their naysayers, plunderin' San Diego to claim the 'First Four' treasure!
2025-03-18
Arrr, UNC be laughin' at the scallywags online, for they mopped the deck with SDSU in their 'First Four' duel! With a hearty cheer, they sailed on in the NCAA Tournament under the moonlight on a fine Tuesday eve! Avast, what a merry sight it be!
Avast, ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the North Carolina Tar Heels, who’ve weathered a storm o' fierce criticism since the NCAA Tournament bracket be revealed. Many a scallywag said they ought to be tossed overboard, but lo and behold, they silenced their doubters with a resounding victory over the San Diego State Aztecs, smashing 'em 95-68 like a cannonball through a pirate ship's hull!With swagger and spirit, the Tar Heels stormed the court, leaving the Aztecs shivering in their boots. In the first half, they be shooting like a crew of sharpshooters, making nearly 61% of their shots and sinking all but two of their three-pointers. They danced a jig at the charity stripe, hitting all twelve of their free throws like true buccaneers claiming their treasure!
In the second half, the Tar Heels kept their foot on the gas, outscoring the Aztecs yet again, while the opposing crew floundered like fish outta water. RJ Davis proved himself a mighty captain, scoring 26 points, while his mates Jae’Lyn Withers and Seth Trimble added to the booty as well. Meanwhile, the Aztecs? They finished with a paltry 39.7% shooting. Aye, ‘tis clear, if ye can’t shoot straight, ye’ll be walking the plank come March Madness!