Arrr! Angel Reese be demandin' a treasure o’ 50 grand, claimin' WNBA pay is as low as Davy Jones' locker!
2025-03-18
Arrr, matey! Angel Reese be claimin’ that her treasure of $50,000 from snaggin' the Unrivaled championship be just "a wee bit more than half" of her booty from the WNBA this season. Blimey, she must be hoardin’ doubloons like a scallywag!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears! For our gallant lass, Angel Reese, hath seized the treasure of $50,000 after claimin' victory in the Unrivaled league’s first-ever championship! Aye, she be a champion of LSU, ridin’ high on the waves of glory!With her crew—Chelsea Gray, Lexie Hull, Kahleah Cooper, Azura Stevens, and Brittney Sykes—each swabs ‘n’ wins the bounty! Reese, the jubilant buccaneer, took to the sea of social media, cryin’, "50K NEED DATTTTT!" and stirrin’ the pot with jests from her matey, Sydney Colson, who rumbled about borrowin’ some doubloons.
But our shrewd lass turned down the offer, for her share be more than half her rookie pay! She be livin’ large, but the WNBA pay be not fit for a queen! “Hatin’ pays them bills, baby!” she quipped, ready to fight for riches at the negotiatin’ table, she be!
As the wind fills her sails, Reese be crowned Defensive Player of the Year. So, raise yer tankards to this fierce lass who sails the seas of sport, strivin’ for treasure and glory! Aye, the winds of fortune be at her back!