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Arrr! Sugar Bowl be settin' sail anew after a scallywag delay, thanks to a ruckus in New Orleans!

2025-01-01

Arrr mateys! The Allstate Sugar Bowl be settin' sail at the stroke of 4 bells on Thursday, after Wednesday’s ruckus in New Orleans left many a heart cold as Davy Jones' locker! Prepare yer sea legs and bring yer best grog, for a jolly good time awaits!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of the Sugar Bowl, which be a grand ol’ footy match between Notre Dame and Georgia! But lo and behold, a dark storm brewed over New Orleans, causing the start of the game to be postponed by a day due to a dastardly attack. Aye, just as the sun was settin', word came that tragedy had struck Bourbon Street, takin' the lives of 15 poor souls.

The good folks in charge decided to push back the game to 3 p.m. local time on Thursday, givin' all landlubbers a chance to recover from the shock. Jeff Hundley, the captain of the Sugar Bowl ship, expressed his sorrow and gratitude to the brave souls workin’ to keep the peace. He promised that the show would go on, safe and sound, for over 90 years of Sugar Bowl festivities! Meanwhile, Rich Clark, the head of the College Football Playoff, couldn’t help but share his sorrow for the victims’ families.

As the teams huddled in their ships close to the crime scene, some scallywags questioned the decision to delay the match, thinkin’ it was lettin’ the attackers win. Airlines were sendin' word o’ travel delays, while the FBI searched for more troublemakers, as they’d found weapons and an ISIS flag aboard a suspect’s vessel. So hold tight, me mateys, and may the Sugar Bowl bring fair winds and fun tales once it starts! Arrr!

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