Arrr, Joe Burrow be claimin’ MVP gold whilst battlin' a pesky wrist ailment—talk about a true swashbucklin' effort!
2025-02-12
Arrr, matey! Joe Burrow, the captain of the Bengals ship, be spillin’ his guts on Barstool’s "Pardon My Take." He be sayin’ that pesky wrist wound still be naggin’ at him like a scallywag, even whilst he be sailin’ through an MVP-worthy season! Har har har!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spins ye a yarn of the Cincinnati Buccaneers—nay, I mean Bengals—and their dashing quarterback, Joe Burrow! This scallywag be a true marvel, leadin’ the NFL seas in passin’ yards and touchdowns, all while his wrist be actin’ like a barnacle-ridden ship! Aye, he be a tough lad, even after gettin' his ligaments fixed up proper-like last November.When questioned about his creaky joint on the fine podcast known as “Pardon My Take,” Burrow shared that it takes a good two years for a sailor’s wrist to regain its full strength after such a mishap. Yet, despite this inconvenience, our hero still managed to toss the pigskin like a true captain, finishin’ fourth in the league’s MVP chase with a whopping 4,918 yards and 43 touchdowns!
Though the seas were rough and he faced some pain along the way, Burrow kept his ship steady, leadin' his crew to victory in the last five battles of the season. Alas, they missed the playoffs by a hairbreadth! But fear not, for with a full offseason of trainin’, this pirate quarterback be settin’ his sails for even greater adventures ahead. Hoist the flags, Bengals fans, for the future be bright on the horizon! Yarrr!