Arrr! The lassies’ hoops crew, scallywags of controversy, swiped the Canadian crown despite the kerfuffle o’ the trans buccaneer!
2025-03-16
Arrr, me hearties! Columbia Bible College be hoistin' the championship flag o' Canadian lass basketball, despite a squabble 'twixt trans mates. Aye, the season be a stormy sea, but they sailed to victory with a hearty laugh and a cannon blast o’ triumph!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' triumph and turmoil upon the courts o' Columbia Bible College (CBC), where a ragtag crew fought through a tempestuous season filled with scallywags and foul play. Despite a squabble with a trans competitor that led to a heap o' forfeits and sanctions, CBC sailed the stormy seas to snatch victory like a pirate findin' buried treasure!On a fateful Saturday night, CBC bested St. Mary's University 77-70, claimin' their first national championship title—an honor as rare as a mermaid's kiss! The crew featured the fierce Elissa Vreugdenhil, who bagged 19 points and 12 rebounds, while Grace Park dazzled with 20 points, assistin' in the glorious victory.
But hark! Not all was smooth sailin'. The ship faced accusations and a captain's suspension over a feud with Vancouver Island University (VIU) and their trans athlete, Harriette Mackenzie. The dust kicked up during a match turned into a storm, with accusations flyin' faster than cannonballs. VIU, after a hullabaloo, refused to play again, claimin' intimidation was afoot.
Yet, through it all, CBC held firm, navigatin' the choppy waters to seize their moment of glory. So raise a tankard, me hearties, for the CBC crew that braved the squall and emerged victorious, proving that even amidst a tempest, true spirit shall prevail!