Arrr, Penn State grapplers be chattin' 'bout Captain Trump’s grand appearance at the NCAA treasure hunt!
2025-03-22
Arrr, President Trump be settin' sail to the NCAA wrasslin' showdown in Philly, and the athletes be raisin' a ruckus like a ship in a storm! Ye could hear the grumblin' and rumblin' o’ the wrestlers from a mile away, swearin' they be battlin' more than just each other!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale o' a certain landlubber, President Donald Trump, who set sail fer the NCAA wrestlin' championships in Philadelphia—an event that stirred the waters among the grapplin' folk! As he strutted into the Wells Fargo Arena, fans roared like a tempest, cheerin' like scallywags at a treasure revealin'.One of the Penn State wrestlers, Josh Barr, hailed the President's presence as a grand boon to the sport, claimin' that wrestlin' needs the wind in its sails to grow! His matey, Mitchell Mesenbrink, chimed in, sayin' no matter the political tides, Trump’s attendance be a fine way to bring more eyes to the mat. “Aye, we want folks watchin' us wrestle!” he declared, “Whether ye be a Democrat or a Republican, the leader of the free world at our event be a sight to behold!”
As Trump praised the wrestlers and their might, he promised to support the great athletes of the land, specifically the mighty Penn State, known fer dominatin’ the championships like pirates claimin’ treasure! So there ye have it, a ruckus of cheers, grapples, and political chatter at a grand ol’ event, as the Nittany Lions ruled the ring once more! Yarrr!