Arrr, matey! Devin Booker be beggin' Hooters to keep ye ship sailin' 'fore it sinks to Davy Jones' locker!
2025-02-23
Arrr, mateys! Devin Booker, that scallywag of the Phoenix Suns, be hoistin’ his flag on X, beggin’ Hooters to keep sailin’ on the seas of fortune, lest they be sunk by bankruptcy’s cruel tide! Save the wings, or we be forced to feast on gruel!
Ahoy, mateys! Word be blowin' through the briny deep that Hooters be facin' the grim specter of bankruptcy! Aye, even the mighty Devin Booker, guard of the Phoenix Suns, be frettin’ over the fate of this fine establishment. After they bested the Chicago Bulls, he took to the treacherous seas of X, beggin' Hooters not to walk the plank.But 'tis not just him! Others be clamorin' on the social webs, like the fair Paige Spiranac, who declared, “Not on me watch!” as she spotted the dire news. With a debt o' $300 million weighin' down their sails, Hooters be consultin' the crafty scallywags at Ropes & Gray to plot a course through Chapter 11 waters. They've already closed about 40 ports o' call, though none in Arizona where Booker be shootin' hoops.
Their treasure chest ran dry after sellin' a trove of asset-backed bonds in 2021. Meanwhile, Booker be hoistin' his Suns, currently adrift at 27-29, hopin' to avoid the dreaded Play-In Tournament. He be deliverin' a fine performance, but will it be enough to save the day? Aye, the seas be turbulent for both Hooters and our swashbucklin’ star! Yarrr!