Arrr! Trump be throwin’ down an order to shield lasses in sport, and the NCAA be raisin’ a ruckus!
2025-02-05
Arrr, on the day of the midweek sun, the NCAA be settin' sail 'gainst Trump’s decree, banishin' the lads from the lassies’ leagues! They be sayin’, “Hold yer sails, matey! We’ll ponder this order like a ship ponderin’ the tides!” Avast, what a hullabaloo!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of how the NCAA be respondin' to the grand proclamation of Captain Trump! On a fine eve, he inked the decree to keep scallywags of the biological male sort from settin' foot in the fair ladies' sports arena!