Avast! The top matey of the college gridiron be swappin’ his colors from LSU to Michigan! Blimey, what a twist!
2024-11-21
Arrr, matey! Bryce Underwood, that scallywag of the gridiron, be settlin’ back in his fair land! Instead o’ joinin’ the Tigers o’ LSU, he be turnin’ his sails to the Wolverines! A fine twist o’ fate for this top-notch lad, if ye ask me! Avast!
Arrr, me hearties! A tale of treachery be blowin’ through the realm of college football, as young Bryce Underwood, the finest prospect in the land, did turn his back on the swamps of LSU, settlin’ his sights on the shores of Michigan! Aye, the lad be the star quarterback from Belleville, but now he’s claimin’ the title of "Hometown Hero" while makin’ waves on the Gram, makin’ waves to rival any stormy sea!The good ship Michigan, with its gold doubloons and a purse o’ $10.5 million in NIL treasures over four years, did lay out a siren’s call that even the fiercest of pirates could not resist! With the signing period nigh, Coach Sherrone Moore be jubilant, as this be the finest catch in the history of the Wolverines! The lad be makin’ history, indeed, and keepin’ the treasure close to home!
With whispers of decommitments from other recruits stirrin’ the waters, it seems Bryce be settlin’ for the home team, ready to sign on the dotted line on December 4th! Harbaugh may have set sail for new adventures, but Michigan be ready to hoist the sails with their new prized possession! So raise yer tankards, me mateys, for this be a recruitment tale for the ages! Yarrr!