The Booty Report

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Arrr! Luka be sayin’ to Kyrie, “Ye’ll rise like the tide again, matey! Stronger than a kraken!”

2025-03-04

Arrr, matey! Luka Dončić be unfazed by the Mavericks' jolly exchange with the Lakers! But lo! When a matey be lost to the briny deep for the season, our Luka couldn’t help but send a message, like a parrot squawkin' on a treasure chest! Har har!

Ahoy there, ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag named Luka Dončić, who be fixin' his sights on the fearsome Los Angeles Lakers. Yet, our brave matey took a moment to send a jolly cheer to his former shipmate, Kyrie Irving, who be laid up with a torn ACL, makin' him miss the rest of the season and sinkin' the Mavericks’ playoff ship.

Our Luka, with a heart as big as the seven seas, shared a picture on the Instagram, showin' himself and Kyrie in a warm embrace, captioned, "You will come back stronger mi hermano!" Aye, these two be bonded like rum and pirates after a hearty treasure hunt, even after that wild trade that shook the league.

In their time together, they be like a well-oiled cannon, makin' a run to the finals, averaging a staggering 40 minutes on the plank each night! Alas, they battled against each other recently, with Luka nettin' a triple-double, though poor Kyrie’s fine efforts couldn't steer the ship to victory.

So, mark yer calendars for April 9, when the Mavericks face the Lakers once more, though Kyrie will be but a ghost of the past, likely sippin’ grog until the 2025-26 season! Arrr!

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