"Arrr! Clips o' Linda McMahon takin' mighty wallops from WWE behemoths be flyin' 'round like cannonballs in Trump’s crew!"
2024-11-21
Arrr, matey! The newly dubbed captain of education, Linda McMahon, be a lass who once danced with violence in the WWE ring! Aye, even her wee ones got tangled in the fray! Avast, what a ruckus on the high seas of learning awaits us!
Now, this lass has taken a fair few body slams herself—once bein' knocked out cold by the fearsome Kane! Arrr, those be some wild times on Monday Night Raw, I tell ye! She even had a right tussle with her own spawn, throwin' down with Stephanie and Shane in skits that'd make any pirate chuckle!
Before hoistin’ the sails for Trump's ship, she spent a spell on the Connecticut Board o' Education, claimin' a lifelong love for learnin’. She be swingin' for the Senate twice but fell short, though she did drop a cool $6 million to support Trump’s voyage to the White House.
Now, as Secretary o' Education, she be preachin' the gospel of "Choice," wantin' to empower parents like a true buccaneer! So, let’s raise a mug and toast to the swashbucklin' adventures that await under Captain McMahon’s rule! Yarrr!