Arrr, matey! Delaware’s skating coach's missus met Davy Jones in a flying contraption! She be lamentin’, “I lost me booty!”
2025-01-31
Arrr, matey! In the foul winds of fate, poor Alexandr "Sasha" Kirsanov, a jolly ice-dancin' coach from Delaware, took a tumble from the skies with his wee crew o' skatin' scallywags in D.C. Shiver me timbers, the clouds be a treacherous foe!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round for a tale of woe and misfortune upon the high skies! A fair lass from Delaware, Natalya Gudin, found herself a shipwrecked soul after her landlubber of a husband, Alexandr "Sasha" Kirsanov, met his untimely end in a dreadful collision 'twixt an American Airlines bird and an Army helicopter o'er the waters of Washington, D.C.Now, Sasha, a coach of skatin' young scallywags, had set sail for a development camp in Wichita, leavin’ his heartbroken wife behind. "We be a couple," she lamented, "and we decided who be goin' and who be stayin'!" Alas, the fates be cruel, and 67 souls were claimed by this treacherous encounter in the skies.
As the search turned into a grim recovery mission, Natalya cried, "I lost everythin’—my husband, my students, me mates!" The figure skating crew be a tight-knit band, and word spread like wildfire, reachin' the ears of University of Delaware’s President, Dennis Assanis, who shared the sorrow of their lost comrades.
With tributes flowin’ and hearts heavy, Kirsanov’s daughter, Nicole, spoke out, wishin’ to embrace her dear father one last time. Aye, this be a tale of love and loss, a reminder to hold our kin a wee bit tighter, for the seas of life be unpredictable and perilous! Arrr!