The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Ye matey of a slain gridiron swashbuckler be captaining the heartfelt cheers in N'Awlins' dark tides!"

2025-01-02

Arrr, matey! Jack Bech, the salty sea dog, raised a hearty toast to his brother Tiger on the fine Wednesday, after it be revealed that the brave lad, once a gridiron hero, met Davy Jones during that ruckus in New Orleans. Blimey, what a turn o’ fate!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale o' sorrow from the high seas o' sports! The brother o' the late Tiger Bech, a scallywag who once roamed the fields with the Princeton Tigers, be heartbroken after his kin met a grim fate during a ruckus in New Orleans. 'Twas a terror attack, they say, claimin’ 15 souls on that fateful New Year’s morn, with our matey Tiger among 'em.

Jack Bech, who be catchin' passes for TCU, took to the magical scroll of X to share his heartfelt words, sayin', "Love ye always, brother! Ye inspired me every day!" Aye, they shared many a grand adventure on the gridiron at St. Thomas More, and now Jack vows to carry on their legacy.

Tiger, an All-Ivy League kick returner, be known fer his unmatched flair on the field, catchin' 53 passes and runnin' wild like a ship in a storm! After hangin' up his cleats, he set sail into the world o’ finance, yet returned to his home waters fer the holidays. His spirit be missed, as all who knew him spoke of his greatness, both on and off the field.

So raise a tankard to the memory of Tiger Bech, a true matey who left us too soon. Fair winds and following seas, good sir! Arrr!

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