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Arrr, it be said young Carson Beck be throwin’ in the towel for the grand college showdown, savvy?

2024-12-20

Arrr, me hearties! The Georgia Bulldogs be settin' sail with young Gunner Stockton takin' the helm, as poor Carson Beck be marooned with injury! Aye, the College Football Playoffs be a wild sea, and we be hopin' Gunner don’t capsize the ship!

Ahoy, mateys! The winds be blowin' strange for the Georgia Bulldogs, as their prized quarterback, Carson Beck, be thinkin' of takin' a trip to the surgeon’s lair for his injured throwing arm. Rumor has it, he be unlikely to hoist the jolly roger again this season!

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