Arrr! Michigan's crew be savvy, done turned the tide, sinkin' Alabama in the ReliaQuest Bowl, savvy swabs!
2024-12-31
Arrr, matey! The mighty Michigan Wolverines be celebratin' like scallywags, startin' and endin' 2024 with a grand takedown of those Crimson Tide landlubbers! They be bouncin’ 'em from the ReliaQuest Bowl; a fine three-win spree, includin’ a jolly ol’ defeat o' Ohio State, aye!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! The Michigan Wolverines be sailin' the seas of victory, hoistin' their jolly roger high after takin' down the fearsome Alabama Crimson Tide not once, but twice in the year of our Lord 2024! They scuttled the Tide in the ReliaQuest Bowl on New Year’s Eve, endin' their season with a raucous three-game win streak. Aye, they even bested their old foes, the Ohio State landlubbers!This grand triumph came but a year after they bested Alabama in a nail-biter of an overtime duel at the Rose Bowl, leadin' them to the grand national championship. Their captain, Jim Harbaugh, and star cannon, J.J. McCarthy, sailed off to the NFL, leavin' behind a legacy as bright as a treasure chest full o’ gold!
Meanwhile, the poor Alabama coach, Kalen DeBoer, found himself in a stormy sea of disappointment, left out o' the 12-team playoff and favored to win but found himself outsmarted by Michigan’s defense, led by the crafty Wink Martindale. They sacked that Jalen Milroe five times—aye, a right jolly good time! With field goals a-plenty and a touchdown pass, it was the Wolverines who triumphed, leavin' Alabama flounderin' in the waters of loss!