Arrr! Geno Smith be swimmin' in doubloons, even if his crew be missin' the playoff treasure, har har!
2025-01-06
Arrr, me hearties! Geno Smith, the swashbucklin’ captain of the Seahawks, struck gold on Sunday, even though his crew be missin' the playoff treasure! They bested the scurvy Los Angeles Rams, but alas, the bounty still be in his pocket! A true pirate's luck, eh?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of one Geno Smith, a swashbucklin' quarterback fer the Seattle Seahawks! This scallywag led his crew to a grand 10-win season, the likes of which be not seen in four long years! Though they missed the treasure of the postseason, Geno found himself richer than a treasure chest after Week 18’s skirmish with the Los Angeles Rams.So there he be, enterin' the fray with a chance to snag up to $6 million, thanks to some clever contract tricks, aye! He needed the mighty Seahawks to claim their tenth victory and to boast over 4,282 passing yards with a completion percentage that’d make even Davy Jones jealous—69.7555%, if ye please.
And shiver me timbers, he did it all! The Seahawk crew triumphed over the Rams, 30-25, with Geno throwin' the pigskin like a cannonball—20 outta 27 passes, 233 yards, and four touchdowns to boot! With 4,320 passing yards and a completion rate of 70.4%, Geno be feelin' like the captain of the ship!
Even with riches in sight, the lad’s heart was set on victory, sayin', “I just want to go win!” As he sails into the next season with a bounty of $14.8 million owed, the question remains: Will the Seahawks extend his contract, or send him to the briny deep? Stay tuned, ye landlubbers!