Arrr, John Madden’s wee lad, a past Michigan sea dog, be joinin’ the Commanders’ crew to coach the scallywags!
2025-02-18
Arrr, mateys! On this fine Tuesday, the scallywags o’ the Washington Commanders be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest! They’ve brought aboard young Jesse Madden, the lad of John, to join their crew of coaches. Shiver me timbers, it’s a family affair on the high seas of football!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of the Madden clan settin’ sail once more on the high seas of the National Football League! The bold Washington Commanders be raisin’ their Jolly Roger and announce the hire of young Jesse Madden, grandson of the legendary John Madden himself! This lad, fresh from the Michigan crew, be takin’ up the role of offensive quality control coach, ready to steer the ship to victory!Arrr! Jesse once threw the pigskin as a quarterback for the Wolverines, but shifted his sails to defensive backin’ in his later days. Now, he’s ready to plunder the defenses of rival crews! The illustrious John Madden, a Hall of Fame captain with a fierce record of 103 wins, led his Raiders to glory in the Super Bowl of ‘76 and then charmed audiences as a broadcaster, makin’ the name Madden synonymous with the game itself!
Meanwhile, the Commanders be celebratin’ a grand turnaround, risin’ from the depths of a 4-13 season to a triumphant 12-5 and an NFC championship appearance! And let us not forget Brian Schneider, joinin’ the crew as the assistant special teams coordinator, bringin’ years of experience and a knack for plunderin’ the enemy’s kickoffs!
So hoist the sails and get ready, for the Madden legacy be alive and kickin' in the NFL seas! Yarrr!