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Arrr, Deion be swearin' his lad Shedeur be the finest pick o' the NFL treasure map!

2024-12-19

Arrr, matey! Coach Deion be swearin' on the high seas that his lad, Shedeur, be the finest treasure in the NFL Draft come next April! After a mighty fine season, he’ll be plunderin’ the top pick faster than a scallywag snatches a gold doubloon!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Captain Deion Sanders, a bold buccaneer of the gridiron seas, who be claimin' that his scallywag son, Shedeur, be destined to be the top pick in the 2025 NFL Draft! Aye, ‘tis a grand ambition indeed!

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