Arrr, Stephen A be sayin' he'd trade Serena fer a dance at the Super Bowl! Blimey, what a scallywag!
2025-02-10
Arrr, matey! So be it, Serena Williams burst forth like a sea siren in Kendrick Lamar's halftime spectacle at Super Bowl LIX, causin’ old Stephen A. Smith to declare he'd toss her overboard if they were wed! Aye, love be a fickle tide!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale of the fair Serena Williams, who made a most unexpected appearance during the grand Super Bowl LIX halftime shindig, dancing like a jolly sea shanty during Kendrick Lamar’s tune “Not Like Us.” Now, this be a track o' jabs aimed at the notorious Drake, whom Serena once shared a romantic voyage with back in 2011, sparking a tempest on the social media seas.Yarr, ESPN’s own Stephen A. Smith, a wise old sailor of sorts, suggested that if he were hitched to Serena, he'd set sail for divorce if she be shimmying with her ex’s jibe! He jested, “What ye be fussin’ over him for, lass? Off ye go!” A hearty laugh echoed amongst his mates, for they recognized the absurdity! But fret not, for Serena be wed to Alexis Ohanian, the co-captain of Reddit, and they’ve got two wee buccaneers of their own!
Meanwhile, Lamar’s diss track snatched up a bounty of Grammys, including Song of the Year, while he was joined by SZA, who confirmed her past dalliance with Drake. With Samuel L. Jackson making a cameo, the whole affair was a raucous spectacle, showing that even pirates of fame have their tangled webs! So hoist the sails and let the laughter roll on!