Arrr, ESPN be missin' the anthem and U-S-A yells 'fore the Sugar Bowl, after New Orleans' mischief!
2025-01-03
Arrr, me hearties! ESPN be catchin' flak for not hoistin' the national anthem before the Sugar Bowl showdown 'twixt Georgia and Notre Dame! 'Tis like settin’ sail without a Jolly Roger! What be they thinkin’, eh? Aye, the crew be scratchin' their heads and laughin’ like a parrot on a hot day!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of the 2025 Sugar Bowl, which be delayed by a wicked terror attack that struck New Orleans on New Year's Day! The brave souls in the stadium took a moment to honor the fallen, and the fans of Georgia and Notre Dame united, lettin' out a mighty roar of "U-S-A!" that echoed like cannon fire across the seas!But blow me down, the scallywags at ESPN decided to keep this noble moment under wraps, neglectin' to show the silence, the chants, nor even the anthem! Aye, they missed the chance to capture the heart of American sportin' spirit. Had the players decided to kneel in protest, ye can bet yer doubloons ESPN would’ve broadcasted that faster than a ship can sail!
As ESPN faced the stormy seas of criticism for downplayin' the terror attack, they referred to it merely as a "truck attack," as if the vessel had a mind of its own! And their coverage, led by a curious chap named Stan, continued to miss the mark. So, fear not, mates, don’t be expectin' highlights of those triumphant "U-S-A" chants; instead, get ready for more of ESPN’s usual chasin' of race-related controversies! Arrr, what a tangled web we weave in the high seas of sports!