Arrr! A swashbucklin' Seal shared wisdom with the Buckeyes, helpin' 'em chase gold doubloons o' the championship, says Cap'n Day!
2025-02-19
Arrr! By the command of Captain Ryan Day, a salty sea dog who once sailed with the Navy SEALs and tossed the pigskin in the NFL, he regaled the Ohio State crew with swashbucklin' leadership tales fer their grand adventure in the College Football Playoff! Avast, mateys!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout Captain Ryan Day, the great mastermind of the Ohio State Buckeyes. This past season, our captain faced a storm of criticism, especially after the dreaded defeat to the Michigan Wolverines in late November. Aye, the pressure be heavier than a bilge rat on a sinking ship!But lo! Our brave captain rallied his crew and steered the ship toward the College Football Playoff National Championship, givin' a hearty shout to the Navy SEALs fer givin' his lads some motivation. Aye, Clint Bruce, a brave soul from the Navy, shared wise words 'bout leadership with our crew. He told 'em, "The soldiers do the fightin'—ye be the one to spy the horizon!"
In Dallas, Bruce spun a tale about how the SEALs set up shop in a hot zone, creating chaos and then vanishing like a ghost ship. Aye, it inspired the Buckeyes to wreak their own havoc on the field! Day, ever the wise captain, credited his crew with buildin' the culture of success, makin' it clear that the players be the true hearties of the ship.
As a reward for his valiant efforts, Captain Day secured a shiny contract extension, making him the second-highest paid coach in all the land. May the winds be ever in his favor as he charts a course through the tumultuous seas of college football! Arrr!