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Arrr, matey! A landlubber be whinin’ fer the school to toss the trans choice, sayin’ LGBTQ’s rammed down their gullet!

2024-11-23

Arrr, me hearties! A lass of the high school fleet, swift as a seagull, be plead'n with the school board on Thursday! She be all riled up ‘bout a trans matey causin' a ruckus on the cross country seas. Aye, the winds of controversy be blowin' fierce!

Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale from the high seas of high school sports, where young lass Kylie Morrow be raisin' a ruckus at Martin Luther King High in Riverside, California! This brave buccaneer took to the board o' education to voice her plight 'bout a trans athlete who be takin' the wind from her team's sails, displacin' the fair maidens on the roster!

In a stormy uproar, Kylie and her crew wore "Save Girls Sports" shirts, only to be likened to swastikas by the school officials, which be a comparison that made the scallywags' blood boil! She declared, “I feel like a ship being tossed in a storm, unable to speak without fear of retribution!” She warned of the dangers of sharin' locker rooms with biological males, callin' it an unsafe harbor for a lass of sixteen!

Kylie, with the fire of a thousand cannons, called out the athletic director and the school for puttin' one soul above the crew, shoutin’ that such treatment be a betrayal! So, as the tides turn, will our brave lass and her mates find safe waters, or will they continue to battle against the winds of controversy? Only time will tell, savvy? Yarrr!

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