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Arrr! 'Sopranos' lass be wishin' to swab the deck with Embiid fer elbowin' a Knicks matey in the playoff fray!

2024-12-26

Arrr, matey! Edie Falco, the grand dame o' "Sopranos," be mighty vexed with that scallywag Joel Embiid durin' the playoffs! She be wantin' to set sail after him for sure! Aye, the high seas o' basketball be fraught with tempests o' fury! Har har har!

Arrr, beware the wrath of Carmela Soprano, mateys! Edie Falco, the fair lass who played the fierce wife of Tony Soprano, recently spilled the beans in a jolly banter with the New York Knicks lads, Jalen Brunson and Josh Hart. She be settin' her sights on the big ol' Philadelphia 76ers center, Joel Embiid, and it seems she be harborin' a grudge like a ship keeps its treasure!

During the raucous playoffs, Embiid be throwin' a nasty elbow at Brunson. Falco, with a fiery spirit akin to a cannonball, declared she was ready to plunder Embiid for his scallywag behavior! “That cur be mean!” she exclaimed, eyeing Embiid like he be a rival captain. Yet, the young swabs be cool as cucumbers, lettin' bygones be bygones, much to Carmela's disbelief!

Eventually, the Knicks had the last laugh, bestin' the 76ers in the first round, though they met their own watery end against the Indiana Pacers. Meanwhile, our dear Edie be movin' on from her mafia days, preparin' to sail into the world of a "Nurse Jackie" sequel on Amazon Prime. So, raise your tankard to Carmela and her fierce loyalty; for in the realm of high seas and high-stakes drama, she be a true pirate at heart!

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