Arrr, Brandon be sayin’ the Giants best take them jabs at Saquon, for this be the high seas of sport!
2025-01-31
Arrr, matey! Brandon Marshall, a swabbin' New York Giant, be lovin' the crew, but he reckons the landlubbers be right to grumble 'bout Saquon Barkley's fanciful voyage this season. Aye, even pirates know a scallywag when they see one!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout a lad named Brandon Marshall, who sailed the NFL seas fer thirteen long years, eventually drop anchor with the New York Giants in East Rutherford, New Jersey. Marshall, he be callin' the Giants the finest ship in the whole fleet, though victory be as rare as a mermaid’s kiss in recent times, havin’ gone 3-13 after a playoff chase!Now, here’s the kicker, mateys! As the winds of the 2024 season blew, our dear friend Saquon Barkley, once a treasure of the Giants crew, be plunderin’ touchdowns with the rival Eagles, sailin’ towards Super Bowl LIX. Owner John Mara, bless his soul, fretted like a cat in a room full of rockin' chairs over Barkley’s success with the enemy crew!
Marshall, wise in his old age, be chattin’ ‘bout how when ye let a generational talent slip through yer fingers, ye best be ready for the storm o’ consequences! The Giants be sittin’ north on I-95, watchin' their former star light up the seas, while they struggle to find the right crew! So, hoist the sails, Giants, and build yerselves a fine ship, lest ye be forever haunted by the ghost of Saquon’s glory!