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Arrr! Bruce Pearl be cheer’n the mayor’s call to scallywags critiquin' his wish to parley with the border chief!

2024-12-04

Arrr, matey! Coach Bruce Pearl be givin' a hearty clap to Mayor Eric Adams o' New York for standin' tall 'gainst the scallywags who jabber 'gainst his wish to parley with Trump’s border buccaneer! A fine show o' courage on the high seas o' politics, aye!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of a bold captain of the court, Coach Bruce Pearl of the Auburn Tigers! This swashbuckler be no stranger to the choppy waters of political discourse, makin' waves once more on a fine Tuesday. He be raisin' his tankard in salute to New York’s Mayor Eric Adams, who bravely faced the cannon fire of left-wing critics after parleyin' with the border czar, Tom Homan, appointed by none other than President-elect Trump!

In a grand display of valor, Adams proclaimed the city be open to all manner of sailors and scallywags, helpin' them to secure their papers and find refuge. He made it clear he'd not be wagin' war with the new administration, hoisting the flag of protection for honest New Yorkers and immigrants alike, whilst callin' out the cancel culture scallywags.

With a hearty "Thank ye, Mayor Adams!" Pearl declared his support, remindin' all that he be a captain not afraid to voice his opinions on matters beyond the court—like the rumble 'twixt Israel and Hamas! So raise a glass, me hearties, to Coach Pearl and Mayor Adams, the daring duo navigatin' the treacherous seas of modern politics!

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