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Arrr, Deebo be stirrin' the pot again! His grumblin' be caught in the net o' them community notes! Avast!

2024-12-11

Arrr, matey! Niners' scallywag Deebo Samuel be shoutin' from the crow's nest, grumblin' 'bout his meager plunderin' chances! He hoisted the flag o' frustration, claimin' it's why he ain't fillin' his treasure chest with bounty. Avast, give the lad more cannonballs to fire!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the San Francisco 49ers’ bold shipmate, Deebo Samuel. This scallywag took to the treacherous seas of social media to bemoan his lack o’ catches, only to be met with the mocking jibes of X’s crew. The post was soon sent to Davy Jones’ locker, but not before stirrin’ up a tempest o’ gossip!

Ye see, the lad’s been havin’ a rough patch in his six-year career, yellin’ out loud, “Not struggling at all, just not gettin' the ball!” But alas, as the wise community pointed out, he’s been droppin’ more passes than a clumsy sailor spillin' rum! With an average of just 2.9 yards per carry and no touchdowns since Week 6, the poor soul's feelin’ the heat.

Even the captain o’ the crew, Kyle Shanahan, acknowledged the lad's frustrations, wishin’ Deebo had kept his grumbles below deck. Meanwhile, Brock Purdy, the quarterback, swore fealty to his mate, sayin’ he’d love to toss the ball to Deebo every chance he gets, even if the winds of fortune have been against ‘em lately.

So, let’s raise a tankard to Deebo, may his fortunes turn like the tide, and may he catch more balls than a drunken pirate at a tavern brawl!

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