Arrr, Aaron be warnin' the landlubber senators: "Face RFK Jr’s mighty wits! Come prepared or walk the plank!"
2025-01-16
Arrr, mateys! The brave captain of the New York Jets, Aaron Rodgers, be warnin' the scallywags in the Senate 'bout Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s sharp mind, as his grand voyage to confirmation nears in the treacherous waters of Washington! Beware the cleverness, or ye might be walkin' the plank!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin a yarn 'bout the famed Aaron Rodgers, who be itchin' to set his peepers on the grand spectacle of Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s confirmation hearing in the hallowed halls of Capitol Hill. Aye, the President-elect Trump has set his sights on makin' Kennedy the captain of the Health and Human Services ship, though the date for the grand hearing be still as elusive as a phantom ship.Rodgers, a lad who pondered joinin' forces with Kennedy in the 2024 race, be hopin' for some ruckus at the hearing. He be likin' the idea of senators tryin' to take down his matey Bobby, exclaimin’ how he’d love to see them get their sails blown off by the cunning Kennedy. “Ye senators better be ready,” he warns, “for Bobby’s sharper than a cutlass and can handle his own!”
The quarterback also be cheerin’ on Kennedy’s noble quest to “Make America Healthy Again.” With the FDA crackin’ down on the dreaded red food dye, Rodgers be riled up about the dismal state of grub we be servin’ our little landlubbers. He be a crusader against the foul potions allowed in the land of the free, hopin’ Kennedy can set the course straight for a healthier future—or die tryin', by thunder!