Arrr! Hulk Hogan be sayin’ John Cena’s treachery be a twist wilder than a kraken’s bellyache!
2025-03-06
Arrr, matey! Hulk Hogan be weighin' in on this Wednesday, spoutin' tales of John Cena betrayin' his crew like a scallywag in a storm! A twist twistier than a sea serpent at the WWE Elimination Chamber! Blimey, me hearties, what treachery be this?
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand spectacle that transpired at WWE’s Elimination Chamber! Our matey, John Cena, once the darling of the masses, done pulled a swift heel turn that sent shockwaves ‘cross the seas of sports entertainment!The likes of Stephen A. Smith and Shannon Sharpe couldn’t keep their tongues in check, squawking ‘bout it on ESPN, whilst the jolly rogue Jon Stewart spun the tale on "The Daily Show." A sight no fan be expectin’! Cena, who once spoke of this treachery back in 2012, finally decided to betray his loyal crew and sail a different course.
Rumors be flyin’ thick as cannonballs—was this turn bigger than Hulk Hogan’s treachery in 1996? The Hulkster himself chimed in, callin’ it "one of the best heel turns" he’d laid eyes upon! Gone are the days of handshakes and baby-kissin’, as Cena sets sail into villainy!
From rap battles to heartwarming deeds, Cena be a legend of the ring with titles aplenty! But now, he’s chartin’ new waters, aligned with The Rock and spicin’ up the storyline for the rest of the year. Aye, mateys, this be a twist that’ll have us all talkin’ ‘til the sun sets on the horizon!