Arrr! Maryland's March Madness last-second shot be takin' a beatin' on the ol' social seas o' the internet!
2025-03-24
Arrr, matey! Young Derik Queen o' the Maryland Terrapins be raisin' the crew to the Sweet 16, but lo! The scallywags be wonderin' if the refs be blind to his shufflin' feet! Aye, ‘tis a travesty on the high seas of college hoops!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of high seas and basketball dreams! On a fateful night, our brave Derik Queen hoisted the spirits of the Maryland Terrapins, sinkin’ a buzzer-beatin’ bank shot that sent the Colorado State Rams scurrying like scallywags, givin’ the Terrapins a rousin’ victory of 72-71! Aye, ‘tis the first time these landlubbers have sailed to the Sweet 16 since the year of our Lord 2016!With a flick of his wrist, Queen sailed the ball through the air, but his journey was not without controversy, as a few landlubbers on the social seas claimed he might’ve taken a few extra steps. Shiver me timbers! Yet, with 17 points in his treasure chest, Queen stood tall and declared, “I was due for one!” Aye, confidence be the wind in his sails!
The wise captain, Coach Kevin Willard, knew Queen was the lad for the job, declarin’ that once he saw the fire in Queen’s eyes, it was an easy course to chart. Now, our No. 4 Terrapins be preparin’ to face the fearsome No. 1 Florida in the next battle of the brackets! So hoist yer flags and ready yer cannons, for the adventure be far from over!