Arrr! Young Bronny be shootin’ like a cannon, hittin’ high scores ‘n makin’ waves like a true sea dog!
2025-03-21
Arrr, matey! The young scallywag, Bronny James of the Los Angeles Lakers, be tallyin' a treasure trove o' points in a defeat to the Milwaukee Bucks! Aye, he be makin' the most of his time on the plank, even as the ship sank! Ha ha!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the Los Angeles Lakers and young Bronny James, who be raisin' a ruckus in the Crypto.com Arena, though the night ended in a stormy 118-89 loss to the Milwaukee Bucks! Arrr!The good ship Lakers found themselves shorthanded, with Captain LeBron James and a motley crew of injured mates sittin' in the crow's nest. With a band of stars missin’, young Bronny seized the moment, heaving forth 17 points like a true buccaneer in his 22 games at sea! Aye, first time hittin' double figures, he did!
With nearly 30 minutes on the plank, James shot straight like a cannonball, settin' sail at 7-10 and hittin' the mark from three-point land twice. “I be gainin' my confidence, ready to seize the helm when the opportunity arises,” he proclaimed, a brave lad indeed!
His captain, Coach JJ Redick, raised a tankard in admiration, sayin', “I knew he would shine bright as gold!” So, keep yer spyglasses trained on this lad, for he be destined to chart a course in the NBA seas! Aye, that be the tale of Bronny James, a true pirate of the court! Arrr!