Arrr, Danica the speedy lass be cheerin’ Trump fer tossin’ Fauci’s guards overboard! What a jolly good ruckus!
2025-01-25
Arrr, me hearties! Once a racing wench, Danica Patrick be spillin' the tea 'bout ol' Fauci losin’ his trusty crew, and she be quotin' the cap’n Trump hisself, addin' a cheeky "Damn right!" to boot! Aye, the winds be blowin' merry today!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale to spin 'bout a lass of speed, the famed Danica Patrick, once a queen o' the NASCAR seas! This daring wench has cast her vote o’ confidence fer Captain Trump, who be makin’ waves by cuttin’ the security detail o’ the good Dr. Fauci, the landlubber who navigated the treacherous waters o' the pandemic.On the high seas o’ Instagram, Danica proclaimed “Damn right!” after seein’ the news of ol’ Fauci's loss o’ protection. The mighty Trump declared that, in the realm o' governin’, ye can’t have bodyguards guardin’ yer treasure forever! “Let the man hire his own crew,” he said, showin’ no signs o' guilt if the seas turn stormy fer the doc.
Our lass Patrick has been quite the outspoken figure, spoutin’ her opinions on California’s water woes and demandin’ Governor Newsom step down, cleverly callin’ him "Newscum." Arrr, she’s even promised to cast her first-ever vote fer the ol' Trumpster in the upcoming battle of the ballots, claimin’ it be a choice o’ reason! Aye, she believes he’ll make this land greater than ever before, and she fiercely opposes lettin’ transgender athletes into the women’s sports arena. A bold lass indeed!