Arrr! That scallywag Roki Sasaki be choosin' the Dodgers as his crew—buccaneers of the ballpark, savvy?
2025-01-17
Arrr, matey! This right-handed sea dog be a treasure most sought after by many a scallywag! But lo! The Dodgers be the sly foxes who snatched this prized cannon from the grasp of rivals. Aye, they’ve hoisted the Jolly Roger high with this catch!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer a grand tale from the diamond seas! The mightiest band of swashbucklers, the Los Angeles Dodgers, be settin’ sail on a new adventure with a fine young lad from the East—Roki Sasaki, the Japanese pitching sensation!This scallywag, only 23 years young, be makin’ waves on Instagram, shoutin’ to the world he’s joinin’ the Dodgers crew with a minor league parchment in hand. His old crew, the Chiba Lotte Marines, be gettin’ a few doubloons in return, mark me words!
But that be not all, fer this Sasaki be followin’ in the mighty footsteps of legends like Shohei Ohtani, who be struttin’ his stuff in the City of Angels last winter. Ohtani be a fearsome hitter, nabbin’ the MVP trophy thrice, and is fixin’ to return to the pitchin’ mound come 2025!
The Dodgers, led by their captain Andrew Friedman, set their sights on Sasaki as a treasure more precious than gold. With a fastball that could shatter timbers at a hundred miles an hour and a splitter that’d make the fiercest of foes shiver, this lad be a true ace in the makin’! So hoist the sails, me mateys, the Dodgers be ready to plunder the competition with their newfound gem!