Arrr! Mariano and his lass be spillin' the beans after bein' called out fer hidin' scallywag deeds!
2025-01-23
Arrr, matey! On the high seas of scandal, legendary Yankee Mariano and his lass be talkin' on Thursday 'bout whispers of dark deeds in their ship's hold and church! Aye, the tides be turnin' and the crew be wonderin' what treasure they be hidin'!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale most scandalous, involving the famed New York Yankees legend, Mariano Rivera, and his lass, Clara, now caught in a tempest of legal woe! These two fine souls be accused o' coverin' up a foul deed—namely, the abuse of a wee lad at a summer camp linked to their church, arr!Now, their lawyer, a scallywag named Joseph A. Ruta, claims the Riveras were blissfully unaware of these dark allegations 'til four years had passed! Aye, it be said that a letter from the alleged victim’s attorney was the first they heard of it, beggin’ for gold in return fer silence, savvy?
Mariano and Clara, they declare with fiery passion, “We be no tolerators of child abuse!” They be refutin’ the claims like a crab scuttlin’ away from danger. The accuser, a woman dubbed "Jane Doe," spun a yarn sayin' she was wronged by a lass named "MG" during a summer internship. The Riveras allegedly whispered sweet promises to investigate but then turned into ol’ sea turtles, hidin’ in their shells!
The lawsuit sets forth that the Riveras knew the dangers and yet chose to protect their own skins, lettin’ the child remain at risk! Arrr, what a tale of woe on the high seas of baseball fame!