Arrr, Deommodore Lenoir set ablaze his matey fer not joinin' the fray: "Respect be sunk to Davy Jones!"
2024-12-17
Arrr, matey! Deommodore Lenoir, the swashbucklin' cornerback of the 49ers crew, be lettin' it be known that De'Vondre Campbell, that landlubber linebacker, ain't welcome in the ship's hold after bein' tossed overboard for mischief! Aye, he be a scallywag worth the plank!
Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties, as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of the NFL! Our scallywag cornerback, Deommodore Lenoir, be settin' fire to his matey De’Vondre Campbell after the knave refused to join the fray against the Rams! A three-game suspension be the price for such cowardice, and Lenoir be not shy in voicin' his disdain.When Campbell first boarded the ship, Lenoir thought, "Aye, a fine addition to our defense!" But alas, when the call to arms came and Campbell turned tail, Lenoir lost all respect for the swab. Campbell, brought on deck to fill in for the injured Dre Greenlaw, showed his true colors when he rejected the captain's orders to enter the battle.
Lenoir deemed it "craziness" to abandon ship whilst the crew be fightin' for glory. "I’d never do such a dastardly deed," he proclaimed, "for I love the game too much!" Now, the 49ers be adrift at 6-8, their playoff dreams sinkin' like a ship riddled with cannonballs. Aye, what a tumultuous season it be for the San Francisco crew, with tempests brewin' both on and off the field!