Arrr, matey! Stephen A. be spoutin' tall tales 'bout the Giants and Elle Duncan—false as a one-legged parrot!
2024-11-23
Arrr, matey! No scallywag from the New York Giants be sendin' a message to ESPN, grumblin' 'bout Elle Duncan's jabs at Daniel Jones, despite that blabberin' Stephen A. Smith’s tall tales! Reports be sayin’ naught but silence from the ship, savvy?
Avast ye landlubbers! Stephen A. Smith be spoutin’ off like a cannon on the infamous "First Take," blastin' the New York Giants for bein' naught but a shipwreck of an organization! He be claimin’ that them scallywags had the gall to holler at ESPN about a segment from Elle Duncan, who poked fun at the bumbling captain, Daniel Jones. Now, the New York Post be sayin' that no such complaint ever crossed the salty seas to ESPN.“Shut yer traps, Giants!” Smith roared, “Ye’ve won but two measly playoff games in over a decade! Why not focus on sailin’ yer own ship instead of complainin’ like a bunch of bewitched sea cucumbers?” He be wonderin’ why they was complainin' when their performance be laid bare for all to see.
Meanwhile, Duncan, smirkin’ like a treasure hunter, mocked Jones for his awkward farewell speech, suggestin’ he might be better off as a backup. The Giants be lettin’ him walk, and now they be lookin' to Tommy DeVito to lead their crew against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers! So, hoist the sails and brace for a bumpy ride, mateys! Arrr!