Arrr, Philly's captain warns his rowdy crew: "No climbin' poles or such mischief after the Super Bowl, ye scallywags!"
2025-02-09
Arrr, me hearties! Mayor Cherelle Parker be beggin’ ye, "Nay, don’t be clamberin’ up naught but yer rum barrels!" as the Eagles soar high after Super Bowl LIX. Stay ye feet on solid deck, lest ye end up in Davy Jones’ locker, ye raucous scallywags!
Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale o' caution from the fair city o' Philadelphia, where Mayor Cherelle Parker be warnin' her rowdy Eagles fans 'bout celebratin' after the grand showdown with those scallywags, the Kansas City Chiefs. Last time the Eagles soared to victory, things got a wee bit too wild, leadin' to one poor soul meetin' Davy Jones and others bein' injured in a right ruckus!With the match set to commence this Sunday, the good mayor be implorin' all ye boisterous fans to keep yer feet on solid ground. “Nay, don’t be climbin' light poles or any other structures!” she cried, knowin’ well that such high-flyin' antics could end in calamity, much like the unfortunate fate of a lad who took a tumble celebratin' the last victory.
The city’s finest, led by Police Commissioner Kevin J. Bethel, be preparin' for the crowds, their eyes peeled to ensure that revelry don’t turn into a pirate’s plunder of chaos. So hearken to the mayor’s call, and keep yer feet on solid ships and not on the poles, lest ye find yerself on a long voyage to the hospital!
So, gather yer crew, raise a tankard, and enjoy the game wisely, for the Eagles be flyin’ high, but let’s keep the celebrations on the ground, or ye might just end up takin' a trip to the deep blue instead!