Arrr! The Dodgers be settin' sail fer a jolly hullabaloo with Trump at the White House, a right merry shindig!
2025-04-07
Arrr, me hearties! President Trump be throwin' a grand shindig at the White House come April, welcomein' a fleet of sporty crews to toast their glorious victories! Aye, let the rum flow and the trophies shine, for champions be settin' sail to the halls of power!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ’round as I regale ye with tales of the Los Angeles Dodgers, who be settin’ sail fer the White House to celebrate their grand 2024 World Series conquest with none other than President Donald Trump himself! Aye, this be kickin’ off a month o’ merry sportin’ festivities in the land of Washington.Next in line be the Ohio State Buckeyes, marchin’ in on April 14 after bestin’ the Notre Dame lads in a raucous championship clash. The Philadelphia Eagles shall follow suit on April 28, finally settlin’ their past quarrels with the captain o’ the ship, after a stormy history filled with protests and rescinded invitations.
It seems the winds o’ change have blown through the realm, with athletes cozyin’ up to the president like barnacles to a ship's hull. Dodgers star Mookie Betts, who once snubbed the White House, now sings a different tune, claimin’ it be all about his crew’s triumph. The captain o’ the Dodgers, Roberts, too, has changed his tune, now callin’ this visit a “great honor.”
As for the Florida Panthers, they were the first to hoist their jolly Roger at the White House, celebratin’ their Stanley Cup victory. Matthew Tkachuk showered the president with thanks, proclaims of gratitude for bein’ a proud American flew high like a flag in the breeze. Aye, it be a fine month for sportin’ celebrations, indeed!