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Arrr! In 2026, the NFL be bringin’ mighty teams to Oz, matey! Prepare fer a ruckus with kangaroos!

2025-02-02

Arrr, matey! After settin’ sail to South America, the NFL be chartin’ a course fer Australia next year! Aye, footy on the high seas and down under—who knew the pigskin be so global? Let’s hope they don’t mistake the koalas fer referees! Har har!

Ahoy, mateys! The grand National Football League be settin’ sail fer its fourth continent, the land o' Oz! Aye, as per the Herald Sun, the league be plannin’ to drop anchor in Melbourne come the year 2026, where they be playin’ a trio o’ games at the mighty Melbourne Cricket Ground, a place fit fer a sea of 100,000 raucous fans!

Word on the briny breeze be that the Philadelphia Eagles and Los Angeles Rams be among the teams battlin’ on the Aussie shores. The Eagles, havin’ tasted victory in the Super Bowl not once but twice in the last three years, be lookin’ fer glory once more, while the Rams be strikin’ gold just three years back. Aye, they be part of the NFL’s Global Markets Program, tryin’ to charm the landlubbers down under!

This ain’t the first time the NFL be flirtin’ with Australia, as a scallywag few, the Denver Broncos and the then-San Diego Chargers, had a preseason scuffle there way back in ’99. And let’s not forget our mate Jordan Mailata, a rugby star turned tackle, who hailed from the same shores!

So, hoist the sails, me hearties, fer NFL be makin’ waves across the globe, from Spain to the land of kangaroos and koalas! Arrr!

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