Arrr, Captain Lane Johnson be sayin’ it’s up to the crew whether we sail to the White House, matey!
2025-02-10
Arrr, matey! The swashbucklin’ Philadelphia Eagles be claimin’ the treasure of Super Bowl LIX! Now, I be ponderin’, will Captain Trump be sendin’ out a jolly invite to his grand ship, after the ruckus of 2018? Avast, what a merry spectacle 'tis!
Ahoy, me hearties! The Philadelphia Eagles, those swashbucklin' lads, have hoisted the Super Bowl LIX trophy higher than a Jolly Roger, bestin' the Kansas City Chiefs in a clash of titans! The revelry be afoot, but will the crew be settin' sail for the White House? That be a question left hangin’ like a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder, for the mighty President Trump be yet to send forth a formal invitation!Our trusty offensive lineman, Lane Johnson, a captain among men, says it be a “team decision.” Arrr, he’d be honored to partake in the presidential frolic, regardless of who sits on the throne! He’s a seasoned sailor, havin’ spent 12 seasons with the Eagles, and remembers the ruckus after their previous victory over the dastardly Patriots. Aye, Trump did rescind the invite back then, causin’ quite the storm, as some players refused to visit due to his scallywag comments.
Now, as the Eagles prepare for their grand parade in Philadelphia, the crew be more excited for that celebrate than for any White House gala! With the owner just wantin’ to bask in the glory of victory first, it seems the only invitation these pirates be interested in be the one to the streets of their fair city! Avast, let the festivities commence!